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Crewneck Sweatshirts

The Luigi Signal Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The Luigi Signal

Tags: city, silhouette, skyline, luigi mangione, free luigi
Free Luigi Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione
Malicious Compliance Gremlin Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Malicious Compliance

Tags: 80s, gremlins, job, office humor, profession
8-Bit Dobler - Say Anything Video Game Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: What if Say Anything was a video game?

Tags: 8bit, boombox, gaming, john cusack, lloyd dobler
Werner Herzog Gets Shot During Interview With a Bear Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Tags: bear, existentialism, herzog, nihilism, nihilist
Bjork - You shouldn't let poets lie to you Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Tags: interview, musician, philosophy, poet, quote
Do We Have A Problem? Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood Tribute - Loc Dog asking Do We Have a Problem?

Tags: 90s movies, cinema, comedy, drinking, in the hood
Pretty Boy Floyd Debt Relief Program Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Tags: 1930s, bank robber, floyd, great depression, hero
Fih in Swedish Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: fisk is fih in swedish.

Tags: artwork design, candy, drawing, fih, fih calling
Pond Scum Frog Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Pond Scum

Tags: amphibian, animal, cute, frogs, pond
Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes Tribute Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Say Pizza To Drugs Say No To Yes Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Vintage Akira Tribute Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Retro Vintage tribute to a classic design. Akira anime.

Tags: anime, cyberpunk, helmet, japan, japanese
Hamlin's Wizard Oil 1800s Medicine Label Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Old West medicine label.

Tags: 1800s, american, americana, cowboy, ghosts in your blood
Pay it Forward: 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Tags: 55, 55 burgers, 680 dollars, be kind, fast food
Boobies Casio Calculator 5318008 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Peak mathematic sophistication on a Casio calculator. You know you did it too.

Tags: 5318008, 58008, accountant funny, accounting, calculator funny
Billionaires for Brunch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich
Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism
Aqua Tofana School for Girls Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle
ADHD Med Shortage Vyvanse Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Tags: adhd awareness, adhd awareness month, awareness, disability, medicated
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with skulls, barbed wire, & broken hearts Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with hearts skulls & barbed wire Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Billionaires For Brunch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Billionaires for Brunch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Have a nice gay Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Kinda sorta almost, but not really all that, but maybe a tiny bit gay. But whatever.

Tags: bi, bicurious, curious, gay, gay pride
Thank you, have a nice gay! Pride Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The iconic shopping bag design but very very very very gay ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Tags: bisexual, gay love, gay pride, homosexual, lesbian
Hot n Juicy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hot -n- juicy

Tags: 70s, 80s, 80s aesthetic, 80s fashion, 80s kid
Trust me i'm a commie Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Trust me i'm a commie in vintage 80s retro style.

Tags: 80s, communism, communist, nostalgia, retro
Eat The Rich Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Tags: communism, hip hop, music, rap, revolution
ADHD Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: ADHD

Tags: acdc, actually autistic, autistic, neurodiversity, rock
Exploded Vintage Camera Diagram Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Classic retro camera - exploded parts list view.

Tags: analog, camera, film camera, film photography, photo
3D Glitch Turntable Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Tags: 3d, 3d effect, dj, glitch, lp
Turntable Patent Tribute Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Headphones Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Tags: cassette, dj, edm, exploded, manual

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