Stickers

Description: This is a tribute to a logo above a bar in Japan.

Description: Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 - featured in nearly all of his films, often as an easter egg. Known as "The Classic," this is one of the most recognizable Hero Cars in cinema. This is a distressed tribute.

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is probably not safe for work. There is a less edgy version of this in my shop.

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is safe for work. It features a star. There is a more edgy version of this in my shop.

Description: On September 9th 2026, in Northwest England near Liverpool, theives stole two trailer trucks containing 800 barrels or 70,000 pints of Guinness. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Description: On August 28th 2026, in California, someone stole 40,000 pounds (1,400 cases or over 50,000 cans) of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.

Description: That time Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a cop for pulling her over. A real one. True icon.

Description: Rekall Don't let life pass you by For the memory of a lifetime Get your ass back to mars

Description: mashup of Superbad's McLovin ID with Leeloo's Multi Pass.

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics white graphic

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics black graphic

Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.

Description: Oh you though this was a rabbit? That's fucking funny, bitch. It's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July.

Description: Pee Wee did an anti-crack PSA.

Description: The U.S. Government under Ronald Reagan Was the First Big Crack Pusher. This is an historical fact.

Description: Sorry I can't hang out, I must feed my Roku screensaver aquarium fish.

Description: Partied too hard on my Jet2 Holiday

Description: Stardew Valley inspired Pixel Art that says Valley Girl

Description: Stardew Valley cast of characters NPC yearbook style

Description: If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft. Sony decided to discontinue physical media, so you will never truly own a game again.

Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.

Description: Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Description: Sleazy business man Harry Ellis trying to cut a deal with Hans Gruber at Nakatomi Plaza.

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Description: pubes are so back. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "eatin' bush" available as well.

Description: pubes are so back, and so is oral. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "growin' bush" available as well.

Description: I'm voting for Guillotines and Gallows in the next election. in the style of Reagan Bush 84. Legendary thrift store pull.

Description: Hand-drawn pop art based on a scene from Pulp Fiction.

Description: hand-drawn pop art.

Description: hand-drawn pop art.

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.