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Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Sticker

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia

Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Sticker

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Executive Sea Monkey World Sticker

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp

Executive Sea Monkey World Sticker

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Sticker

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Sticker

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Sticker

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Sticker

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Sticker

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Sticker

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Sticker

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Sticker

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Undeportable Sticker

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists

Undeportable Sticker

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Undiagnosed Sticker

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance

Undiagnosed Sticker

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Fathers of Communism Sticker

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin

Fathers of Communism Sticker

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924 Gilman Street Sticker

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine

924 Gilman Street Sticker

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Contains: Microplastics Sticker

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor

Contains: Microplastics Sticker

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Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Sticker

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Sticker

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Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Sticker

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Sticker

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Overstimulated Sticker

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness

Overstimulated Sticker

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Zoinks! Sticker

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies

Zoinks! Sticker

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Manson Girls Motto Sticker

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Tags: 420, cult, food, helter skelter, manson family

Manson Girls Motto Sticker

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I do this for fun Sticker

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job

I do this for fun Sticker

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This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Sticker

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings

This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Sticker

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If you write me up I'll quit Sticker

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks

If you write me up I'll quit Sticker

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Sticker

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Sticker

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Sticker

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Sticker

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If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Sticker

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Sticker

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Stop yelling at me Sticker

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop

Stop yelling at me Sticker

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don't yell at me Sticker

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers

don't yell at me Sticker

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Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Sticker

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Sticker

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Sticker

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Sticker

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You'll Never Catch Me Alive Sticker

Description: Death screen in video games. Can also be worn to a party and when you walk up to people and they look at your shirt, let them know they are dead and steal their drink.

Tags: biohazard, bloodborne, game over, game over man, gaming

You'll Never Catch Me Alive Sticker

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Free Luigi Sticker

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione

Free Luigi Sticker

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Game Over Sticker

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Tags: drunk, five stars, game over, gamer, gaming

Game Over Sticker

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I'm kind of a big deal Sticker

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Tags: attractive, crime, criminal, five stars, game over

I'm kind of a big deal Sticker

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Sticker

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Sticker

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Sticker

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Sticker

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Sticker

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Sticker

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
Billionaires for Brunch Sticker

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich

Billionaires for Brunch Sticker

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