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Kids Hoodies

You're Next! Kids Hoodie

Description: Kevin McCarthy telling you "you're next" from Invasion of the Body Snatchers classic sci-fi horror in a vintage distressed style.

Tags: alien invasion, aliens, body snatchers, creature feature, halloween

You're Next! Kids Hoodie

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Delta 88 Kids Hoodie

Description: Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 - featured in nearly all of his films, often as an easter egg. Known as "The Classic," this is one of the most recognizable Hero Cars in cinema. This is a distressed tribute.

Tags: army of darkness, ash vs evil dead, ash williams, bruce campbell, darkman

Delta 88 Kids Hoodie

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Glizzy of Freedom Kids Hoodie

Description: While standing in line at Costco, Kierkegaard once said Anxiety is the Glizzyness of Freedom

Tags: costco, existentialism, freedom, glizzy, glizzy gobbler

Glizzy of Freedom Kids Hoodie

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Mugshot Kids Hoodie

Description: Mugshot of Nic Cage from Raising Arizona

Tags: cage, coen brothers, mugshot, nathan arizona, nic cage

Mugshot Kids Hoodie

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I'm a Delight - Dolly Kids Hoodie

Description: Dolly Parton holding a cat - she's a delight.

Tags: cat, catshirt, delight, dolly parton retro, dolly parton rip

I'm a Delight - Dolly Kids Hoodie

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The Pirate Bae Kids Hoodie

Description: Parody Pirate Bae design drawn and distressed by human hand.

Tags: bae, boat, crossbones, distressed, jolly roger

The Pirate Bae Kids Hoodie

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Piracy isn't theft without physical media Kids Hoodie

Description: If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft. Sony decided to discontinue physical media, so you will never truly own a game again.

Tags: crossbones, download, dvd, game, gaming

Piracy isn't theft without physical media Kids Hoodie

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milhaus Kids Hoodie

Description: parody mashup - original hand drawn artwork.

Tags: bauhaus, bela lugosi, goth, gothic rock, love and rockets

milhaus Kids Hoodie

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Don't Touch Me Kids Hoodie

Description: Brak says "don't touch me"

Tags: cartoon, do not touch, dont touch me, hand drawn, hands off

Don't Touch Me Kids Hoodie

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I am never gonna financially recover from this Kids Hoodie

Description: Joe Exotic saying "I am never gonna financially recover from this" on Tiger King. He was correct.

Tags: accountant funny, finance, funny accountant, funny meme, joe exotic
Luigi 2028 SFW Kids Hoodie

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is safe for work. It features a star. There is a more edgy version of this in my shop.

Tags: activism, antifa, antifascist, bernie sanders, deny defend depose

Luigi 2028 SFW Kids Hoodie

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Luddites Unite! Against ai slop Kids Hoodie

Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.

Tags: anti slop, artificial intelligence, artist, data centers, digital artwork

Luddites Unite! Against ai slop Kids Hoodie

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Dolly Hates Billionaires Kids Hoodie

Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, billionaire, billionaires shouldnt exist, charity

Dolly Hates Billionaires Kids Hoodie

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McLovin Multi Pass Kids Hoodie

Description: mashup of Superbad's McLovin ID with Leeloo's Multi Pass.

Tags: fifth element, hawaii, korben dallas, leeloo, mash up

McLovin Multi Pass Kids Hoodie

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Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics W Kids Hoodie

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics white graphic

Tags: anti trump, boat, eat the rich, hormuz, orcas

Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics W Kids Hoodie

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Become Ungovernable Kids Hoodie

Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.

Tags: bye bye bush, folk hero, george bush, george w bush, iraq

Become Ungovernable Kids Hoodie

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Sorry I can't, I have to feed my roku screensaver fish Kids Hoodie

Description: Sorry I can't hang out, I must feed my Roku screensaver aquarium fish.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, i cant
Valley Girl Kids Hoodie

Description: Stardew Valley inspired Pixel Art that says Valley Girl

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, gaming, pixel, pixelart

Valley Girl Kids Hoodie

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Stardew Valley Citizens Kids Hoodie

Description: Stardew Valley cast of characters NPC yearbook style

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, cozy gamer, farming, gaming

Stardew Valley Citizens Kids Hoodie

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Frank Reynolds as Classic Frank Kids Hoodie

Description: Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Tags: always sunny, charlie day, charlie kelly, danny devito, frank

Frank Reynolds as Classic Frank Kids Hoodie

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Anti Social Cryptid Club featuring Bigfoot Kids Hoodie

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.

Tags: anti social, anti social social club, antisocial, bigfoot, chupacabra

Anti Social Cryptid Club featuring Bigfoot Kids Hoodie

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Anti Social Cryptid Club Kids Hoodie

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.

Tags: anti social, anti social social club, antisocial, bigfoot, chupacabra

Anti Social Cryptid Club Kids Hoodie

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Women's Wrestling Champion of the World Kids Hoodie

Description: Andy Kaufman vs Jerry The King Lawler wrestling.

Tags: 70s, 80s, champion, classic, comedy

Women's Wrestling Champion of the World Kids Hoodie

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Smokey Says All You Had To Do Was Pay Us Enough To Live Kids Hoodie

Description: Only Living Wages Can Prevent Warehouse Fires. Blue and non-distressed

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, communism, communist, labor day
Smokey Says All You Had To Do Was Pay Us A Living Wage Kids Hoodie

Description: Only Living Wages Can Prevent Warehouse Fires

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, communism, communist, labor day
Doomscrolling Frank Kids Hoodie

Description: Doomscrolling can make you a monster.

Tags: doom, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, halloween, horror

Doomscrolling Frank Kids Hoodie

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Doomscrolling Frank Kids Hoodie

Description: Doomscrolling can make you a monster.

Tags: doom, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, halloween, horror

Doomscrolling Frank Kids Hoodie

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Sorry for acting weird Kids Hoodie

Description: Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again.

Tags: autism, autistic humor, classic monsters, funny quote, halloween

Sorry for acting weird Kids Hoodie

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What's Kraken 3 Kids Hoodie

Description: What's Kraken?

Tags: ancient greece, ancient greek, clash of the titans, cthulhu, greek mythology

What's Kraken 3 Kids Hoodie

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Does your dog bite? Kids Hoodie

Description: Belial Behemoth Beelzebub Asmodeus Satanas Lucifer Ramones Parody with a chihuahua

Tags: angry dog, asmodeus, baphomet, behemoth, belial

Does your dog bite? Kids Hoodie

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I do not think, therefore i do not am - Latin Kids Hoodie

Description: i do not think, therefore i do not am, but in Latin. Rene DesCATs.

Tags: cats, catshirt, cogito, cogito ergo sum, cute
OIIA Cat Halftone Kids Hoodie

Description: Either you know what this is or you don't

Tags: brain rot, brainrot, cat, cat meme, dj

OIIA Cat Halftone Kids Hoodie

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No Hard Truths, Only Gentle Delusions 2 Kids Hoodie

Description: Shy little kitten is tired of reality

Tags: animal, cat lover, cat mom, cute cat, deep thoughts

No Hard Truths, Only Gentle Delusions 2 Kids Hoodie

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No Hard Truths, Only Gentle Delusions Kids Hoodie

Description: Shy little kitten is tired of reality

Tags: animal, cat lover, cat mom, cute cat, deep thoughts

No Hard Truths, Only Gentle Delusions Kids Hoodie

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As Purr My Last Email - Business Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: Business cat is tired of reminding you how to do your job.

Tags: business, cat, cats, catshirt, job humor

As Purr My Last Email - Business Cat Kids Hoodie

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Cozy Couch Tomato Kids Hoodie

Description: Cute cozy couch tomato enjoying a little game time

Tags: couch, couch lover, couch tomato, cozy, cute food

Cozy Couch Tomato Kids Hoodie

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