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Kids Hoodies

Pocket Cryptid Nessie Loch Ness Monster Kids Hoodie

Description: Pocket Cryptid peeking out! Cute little Nessie aka the Loch Ness Monster

Tags: creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, cute cryptid, kawaii

Pocket Cryptid Nessie Loch Ness Monster Kids Hoodie

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Birds Are Dinosaurs Kids Hoodie

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Tags: animal, baryonyx, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs

Birds Are Dinosaurs Kids Hoodie

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Arizona Sky Kids Hoodie

Description: Arizona Pride

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, arizona pride, arizona state

Arizona Sky Kids Hoodie

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Ross Ross Kids Hoodie

Description: I'll be there for you, with my happy little trees, I'll be there for you, Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! I'll be there for you, Hiding in your apartment, Haunting your nightmares. You should not have eaten MY SANDWICH, And then throw the other half away.

Tags: chandler bing, friends, friends tv show, happy little tree, ill be there for you

Ross Ross Kids Hoodie

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Jawbreaker Unfun Pleasures Kids Hoodie

Description: Parody vintage band shirt

Tags: 80s, 90s, joy division parody, parody design, punk

Jawbreaker Unfun Pleasures Kids Hoodie

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Ian Curtis Kids Hoodie

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Tags: band, goth, ian curtis, love will tear us apart, music

Ian Curtis Kids Hoodie

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House 1977 Kids Hoodie

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Tags: 1977, horror movie, housu, japan, japanese

House 1977 Kids Hoodie

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Screeee Kids Hoodie

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Tags: alien, cinema, classic movies, donald sutherland, extraterrestrial

Screeee Kids Hoodie

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Don't Talk To Cops Kids Hoodie

Description: The More You Know Parody. Don't Talk To Cops. Talking to police can only help you incriminate yourself.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bad, all cops are bastards, ftp

Don't Talk To Cops Kids Hoodie

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Cringe! Kids Hoodie

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Tags: cringeworthy, funny, meme

Cringe! Kids Hoodie

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Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Kids Hoodie

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia

Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Kids Hoodie

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Executive Sea Monkey World Kids Hoodie

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp

Executive Sea Monkey World Kids Hoodie

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Kids Hoodie

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Kids Hoodie

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

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Undeportable Kids Hoodie

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists

Undeportable Kids Hoodie

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Undiagnosed Kids Hoodie

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance

Undiagnosed Kids Hoodie

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Fathers of Communism Kids Hoodie

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin

Fathers of Communism Kids Hoodie

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924 Gilman Street Kids Hoodie

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine

924 Gilman Street Kids Hoodie

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Contains: Microplastics Kids Hoodie

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor

Contains: Microplastics Kids Hoodie

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Overstimulated Kids Hoodie

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness

Overstimulated Kids Hoodie

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Zoinks! Kids Hoodie

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies

Zoinks! Kids Hoodie

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I do this for fun Kids Hoodie

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job

I do this for fun Kids Hoodie

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This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Kids Hoodie

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings

This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Kids Hoodie

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If you write me up I'll quit Kids Hoodie

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks

If you write me up I'll quit Kids Hoodie

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If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Kids Hoodie

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Kids Hoodie

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If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Kids Hoodie

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Kids Hoodie

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Stop yelling at me Kids Hoodie

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop

Stop yelling at me Kids Hoodie

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don't yell at me Kids Hoodie

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers

don't yell at me Kids Hoodie

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Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Kids Hoodie

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Kids Hoodie

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Free Luigi Kids Hoodie

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione

Free Luigi Kids Hoodie

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Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Kids Hoodie

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism

Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Kids Hoodie

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Aqua Tofana School for Girls Kids Hoodie

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences and the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle

Aqua Tofana School for Girls Kids Hoodie

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Holding it Together Kids Hoodie

Description: This baby gator reminds us how it feels to balance all the demands of adulting. Inspired by a meme I saw in 2015 and has lived rent free in my head ever since

Tags: alligator, baby animals, crocodile, cute animals, funny animals

Holding it Together Kids Hoodie

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