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Kids Hoodies

Let's Bea Friends Kids Hoodie

Description: This design will help you make friends.

Tags: bea arthur, dorothy zbornak, the golden girls, 80s, classic tv
Smokey Says Only Livable Wages Prevent Warehouse Fires Kids Hoodie

Description: All You Had to Do Was Pay Us A Livable Wage

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, only you can prevent dumpster fires, only you can prevent fascism
Smokey Says Only Living Wages Prevent Warehouse Fires Blk Kids Hoodie

Description: All You Had to Do Was Pay Us A Livable Wage

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, only you can prevent dumpster fires, only you can prevent fascism
Jaw Division Kids Hoodie

Description: love will tear us apart when it pains it roars

Tags: 80s, 90s, ian curtis, jawbreaker, love will tear us apart
Jawbreaker Unfun Pleasures Kids Hoodie

Description: Parody vintage band shirt

Tags: 80s, 90s, joy division parody, parody design, punk
Praying Mantis Girl Dinner Kids Hoodie

Description: This girlie praying mantis is having her boyfriend for dinner… literally ❤️

Tags: bug, feminism, feminist, girl dinner, girl power
Holding it Together Kids Hoodie

Description: This baby gator reminds us how it feels to balance all the demands of adulting. Inspired by a meme I saw in 2015 and has lived rent free in my head ever since

Tags: alligator, baby animals, crocodile, cute animals, funny animals
You Wouldn't Steal The Declaration of Independence Nicolas Cage National Treasure Kids Hoodie

Description: Anti-Piracy Ad meets Nicolas Cage in National Treasure

Tags: national treasure, you wouldnt steal, anti piracy, cage, nicholas cage
You Wouldn't Steal The Surplus Value of Labor Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing Surplus Value of working class labor - as explained by Karl Marx

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, 90s, anti piracy, communism
You Wouldn't Steal the Plans to the Death Star Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the stealing of the Death Star Plans

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, anti piracy, darth vader, death star
You Wouldn't Steal Bearer Bonds from Nakatomi Plaza Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the time Hans Gruber attempted to steal the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds that were held in the vault at Nakatomi Plaza.

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, 80s, 80s movies, 90s
You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing when Jack Karlson (originally thought to be notorious dine-and-dasher Charles Dozsa) was arrested for eating a Succulent Chinese Meal.

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, anti piracy, charles dozsa, chinese food
You Wouldn't Steal a 24 Karat Gold Labubu Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the british influencer who owned the one and only 24 karat gold labubu and then had it stolen.

Tags: anti piracy, labubu cute, piracy, you wouldnt steal, 24 karat
You Wouldn't Steal 12 Tons of Kit Kat Bars Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the March 28, 2026 Chocolate Heist in Italy.

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, anti piracy, chocolate, heist
You Wouldn't Steal the Crown Jewels from the Louvre Kids Hoodie

Description: 2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the October 2025 heist at the Louvre Museum in Paris France where robbers stole 8 pieces of the French crown jewels worth 88 million euros.

Tags: 2000s, 2000s nostalgia, 90s, anti piracy, apollo gallery
Polybius Kids Hoodie

Description: Polybius Arcade

Tags: amnesia, arcade, credits 0, game over, gaming
Be Kind Rewind Vintage Distressed Blockbuster Kids Hoodie

Description: Be Kind Rewind Blockbuster Nostalgia

Tags: 80s, 90s, be kind rewind, blockbuster, film
Block Tower Kids Hoodie

Description: Alternate Universe Blockbuster Video Tower Records

Tags: tower records, blockbuster video, tower, 80s, vintage
Stalin - Cease Your Investigations Kids Hoodie

Description: Stalin - Cease your Investigations.

Tags: cccp, cease your investigations, communism, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
Karl Marx on the Price of a Hat Kids Hoodie

Description: Karl Marx wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat that says "ask me about my hat." When they ask you about it, you can tell them about Marxist theory on how much a hat should cost.

Tags: cccp, communism, communist, marxist, socialism
Shrimply the Best! Kids Hoodie

Description: Adorable shrimp affirming that you’re prawn the right track and are Shrimply living your best life 🥰🦐

Tags: animal, crayfish, crustacean, cute, prawn
Don't Talk To Me, I Lost My Stupid Horse Artax In The Swamp Of Sadness - Neverending Story Kids Hoodie

Description: Artax and the Swamp of Sadness

Tags: 80s, artax, atreyu, falcor, falkor
Morla The Ancient One from Neverending Story - We're Allergic To You Kids Hoodie

Description: We don't even care whether or not we care. We're allergic to you. Morla The Ancient One. Swamp of Sadness. Atreyu. Neverending Story Tribute.

Tags: 80s, allergic to humans, allergic to people, allergic to stupidity, artax
No Gods No Masters Medieval Cat and Skulls Kids Hoodie

Description: No Gods No Masters Cat and Skulls - Distressed.

Tags: anarchy, anti religion, anti trump, atheism, atheist
Awesome Opossum in original black ink Kids Hoodie

Description: Just an opossum

Tags: animal, cute, drawing, hand drawn, lets eat trash
Awesome Opossum Kids Hoodie

Description: Just an opossum

Tags: animal, drawing, hand drawn, lets eat trash, opossum lover
Neko Kids Hoodie

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Tags: anime, anime art, black cat, cat lover, cats
Neko White Large Kids Hoodie

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Tags: anime, anime art, cat lover, cats, cute
Spanning Time Buffalo '66 Parody Kids Hoodie

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Tags: 90s, buffalo, chicken, christina ricci, cinema
Spanning Time Kids Hoodie

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Tags: buffalo, christina ricci, cinema, vincent gallo
What Murdaaa? Kids Hoodie

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Tags: best guy around, defend, deny, deny defend depose, depose
What's Kraken? Kids Hoodie
Tags: clash of the titans, gods, greek, greek mythology, medusa
What's Kraken? Pixel Art Sea Creature Kids Hoodie

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Tags: kraken lover, kraken octopus design, ocean, octopus, release the kraken
Pocket Cryptid Nessie Loch Ness Monster Kids Hoodie

Description: Pocket Cryptid peeking out! Cute little Nessie aka the Loch Ness Monster

Tags: creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, cute cryptid, kawaii
Birds Are Dinosaurs Kids Hoodie

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Tags: animal, baryonyx, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
This is Fine - It's All Good - thumbs up skeleton Kids Hoodie

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Tags: bones, halloween, hang in there, hang in there it gets worse, it gets worse

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