Kids T-Shirts

Description: Band merch from their summer tour - the shirts are 45 bucks. why? That's insane!

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Description: This girlie praying mantis is having her boyfriend for dinner… literally ❤️

Description: Adorable shrimp affirming that you’re prawn the right track and are Shrimply living your best life 🥰🦐

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Description: The Luigi Signal

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Description: Stalin - Cease your Investigations.

Description: Karl Marx wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat that says "ask me about my hat." When they ask you about it, you can tell them about Marxist theory on how much a hat should cost.

Description: Either you know what this is or you don't

Description: drawing of a white puffball cat wearing a wig.

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Description: Can 100 Unarmed Men defeat 1 angry Gorilla? It was a bloodbath!

Description: Can 100 Unarmed Men defeat 1 angry Gorilla? It was a bloodbath!

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Description: ADHD

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.