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You're Next! Hoodie

Description: Kevin McCarthy telling you "you're next" from Invasion of the Body Snatchers classic sci-fi horror in a vintage distressed style.

Tags: alien invasion, aliens, body snatchers, creature feature, halloween

You're Next! Hoodie

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Delta 88 Hoodie

Description: Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 - featured in nearly all of his films, often as an easter egg. Known as "The Classic," this is one of the most recognizable Hero Cars in cinema. This is a distressed tribute.

Tags: army of darkness, ash vs evil dead, ash williams, bruce campbell, darkman

Delta 88 Hoodie

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I did a BFS Hoodie

Description: I did a big fat shit in the kfc

Tags: beans, kentucky, meme, meme art, meme joke

I did a BFS Hoodie

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Glizzy of Freedom Hoodie

Description: While standing in line at Costco, Kierkegaard once said Anxiety is the Glizzyness of Freedom

Tags: costco, existentialism, freedom, glizzy, glizzy gobbler

Glizzy of Freedom Hoodie

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Mugshot Hoodie

Description: Mugshot of Nic Cage from Raising Arizona

Tags: cage, coen brothers, mugshot, nathan arizona, nic cage

Mugshot Hoodie

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I'm a Delight - Dolly Hoodie

Description: Dolly Parton holding a cat - she's a delight.

Tags: cat, catshirt, delight, dolly parton retro, dolly parton rip

I'm a Delight - Dolly Hoodie

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The Pirate Bae Hoodie

Description: Parody Pirate Bae design drawn and distressed by human hand.

Tags: bae, boat, crossbones, distressed, jolly roger

The Pirate Bae Hoodie

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Piracy isn't theft without physical media Hoodie

Description: If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft. Sony decided to discontinue physical media, so you will never truly own a game again.

Tags: crossbones, download, dvd, game, gaming

Piracy isn't theft without physical media Hoodie

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milhaus Hoodie

Description: parody mashup - original hand drawn artwork.

Tags: bauhaus, bela lugosi, goth, gothic rock, love and rockets

milhaus Hoodie

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Don't Touch Me Hoodie

Description: Brak says "don't touch me"

Tags: cartoon, do not touch, dont touch me, hand drawn, hands off

Don't Touch Me Hoodie

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Veronica, you look like hell Hoodie

Description: Verionica, you look like hell. Yeah, I just got back.

Tags: 80s, 90s, heathers, movie lover, movie quote

Veronica, you look like hell Hoodie

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I am never gonna financially recover from this Hoodie

Description: Joe Exotic saying "I am never gonna financially recover from this" on Tiger King. He was correct.

Tags: accountant funny, finance, funny accountant, funny meme, joe exotic

I am never gonna financially recover from this Hoodie

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Free Palestine Hoodie

Description: Free Palestine with the historic image of Aed Abu Amro from Gaza taken in 2018 by Mustafa Hassona.

Tags: activism, decolonize, freedom, gaza, human rights

Free Palestine Hoodie

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Chinga La Migra - Fuck ICE Hoodie

Description: Chinga La Migra - Fuck Ice

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti ice, antifa, antifascist

Chinga La Migra - Fuck ICE Hoodie

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Satan Rulz Hoodie

Description: Hand-drawn parody design that says Satan Rulz (rules) in the style of classic santa cruz california skater iconography.

Tags: california, demon, devil, halloween, horror

Satan Rulz Hoodie

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Salty Bitch Hoodie

Description: Salty Cunt Skank Bitch parody of skateboarding iconography. Hand drawn. Intentionally distressed graphic.

Tags: bitch, california, cunt, parody design, parody logo

Salty Bitch Hoodie

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Luigi 2028 v2 Hoodie

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is probably not safe for work. There is a less edgy version of this in my shop.

Tags: activism, antifa, antifascist, bernie sanders, deny defend depose

Luigi 2028 v2 Hoodie

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Luigi 2028 SFW Hoodie

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is safe for work. It features a star. There is a more edgy version of this in my shop.

Tags: activism, antifa, antifascist, bernie sanders, deny defend depose

Luigi 2028 SFW Hoodie

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You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Hoodie

Description: On September 9th 2026, in Northwest England near Liverpool, theives stole two trailer trucks containing 800 barrels or 70,000 pints of Guinness. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Tags: 2000s, alcohol, anti piracy, beer, beer humor

You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Hoodie

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You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA Hoodie

Description: On August 28th 2026, in California, someone stole 40,000 pounds (1,400 cases or over 50,000 cans) of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Tags: alcohol, beer, download, drinking, pabst

You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA Hoodie

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Luddites Unite! Against ai slop Hoodie

Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.

Tags: anti slop, artificial intelligence, artist, data centers, digital artwork

Luddites Unite! Against ai slop Hoodie

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Alcohol Hoodie

Description: This is a tribute to a logo above a bar in Japan.

Tags: bar, beer, drinking, japan, japan art style

Alcohol Hoodie

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Dolly Hates Billionaires Hoodie

Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, billionaire, billionaires shouldnt exist, charity

Dolly Hates Billionaires Hoodie

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Zsa Zsa FTP Hoodie

Description: That time Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a cop for pulling her over. A real one. True icon.

Tags: 1312, acab, celebrity, fuck the police, hollywood

Zsa Zsa FTP Hoodie

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Rekall Vacation - Total Recall - Don't let life pass you by Hoodie

Description: Rekall Don't let life pass you by For the memory of a lifetime Get your ass back to mars

Tags: arnie, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, mars, rekall
McLovin Multi Pass Hoodie

Description: mashup of Superbad's McLovin ID with Leeloo's Multi Pass.

Tags: fifth element, hawaii, korben dallas, leeloo, mash up

McLovin Multi Pass Hoodie

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Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics W Hoodie

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics white graphic

Tags: anti trump, boat, eat the rich, hormuz, orcas

Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics W Hoodie

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Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics B Hoodie

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics black graphic

Tags: anti trump, boat, eat the rich, hormuz, orcas

Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics B Hoodie

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Become Ungovernable Hoodie

Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.

Tags: bye bye bush, folk hero, george bush, george w bush, iraq

Become Ungovernable Hoodie

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Oh, you thought this was a rabbit? Hoodie

Description: Oh you though this was a rabbit? That's fucking funny, bitch. It's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July.

Tags: 1776 2026, 250 years america, 250th anniversary, 4th of july, humor

Oh, you thought this was a rabbit? Hoodie

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Pee Wee PSA Hoodie

Description: Pee Wee did an anti-crack PSA.

Tags: 80s, 90s, anti drugs, drugs, drugs are bad

Pee Wee PSA Hoodie

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Ronald Reagan Was My Crack Dealer Hoodie

Description: The U.S. Government under Ronald Reagan Was the First Big Crack Pusher. This is an historical fact.

Tags: 1980s, abstract art, absurdist, absurdist humor, crack

Ronald Reagan Was My Crack Dealer Hoodie

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Sorry I can't, I have to feed my roku screensaver fish Hoodie

Description: Sorry I can't hang out, I must feed my Roku screensaver aquarium fish.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, i cant
Darling Hold My Hand - Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday Hoodie

Description: Partied too hard on my Jet2 Holiday

Tags: barf, frequent flyer, meme, memeshirt, party animal
Valley Girl Hoodie

Description: Stardew Valley inspired Pixel Art that says Valley Girl

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, gaming, pixel, pixelart

Valley Girl Hoodie

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Stardew Valley Citizens Hoodie

Description: Stardew Valley cast of characters NPC yearbook style

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, cozy gamer, farming, gaming

Stardew Valley Citizens Hoodie

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