Hats

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Description: There's enough if we share (& eat every last billionaire).

Description: Billionaires for brunch

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Dare Parody

Description: Dare Parody

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Description: ADHD

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Description: Kinda sorta almost, but not really all that, but maybe a tiny bit gay. But whatever.

Description: very very very very gay

Description: Arizona Pride

Description: Parody vintage band shirt

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Description: The More You Know Parody. Don't Talk To Cops. Talking to police can only help you incriminate yourself.

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.