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Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Magnet

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia

Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Magnet

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Executive Sea Monkey World Magnet

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp

Executive Sea Monkey World Magnet

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Magnet

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Magnet

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Magnet

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Magnet

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

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Undeportable Magnet

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists

Undeportable Magnet

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Undiagnosed Magnet

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance

Undiagnosed Magnet

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Fathers of Communism Magnet

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin

Fathers of Communism Magnet

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924 Gilman Street Magnet

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine

924 Gilman Street Magnet

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Contains: Microplastics Magnet

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor

Contains: Microplastics Magnet

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Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Magnet

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Magnet

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Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Magnet

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Magnet

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Overstimulated Magnet

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness

Overstimulated Magnet

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Zoinks! Magnet

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies

Zoinks! Magnet

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Manson Girls Motto Magnet

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Tags: 420, cult, food, helter skelter, manson family

Manson Girls Motto Magnet

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I do this for fun Magnet

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job

I do this for fun Magnet

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This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Magnet

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings

This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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If you write me up I'll quit Magnet

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks

If you write me up I'll quit Magnet

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Magnet

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Magnet

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Magnet

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Magnet

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Magnet

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Stop yelling at me Magnet

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop

Stop yelling at me Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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don't yell at me Magnet

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers

don't yell at me Magnet

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Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Magnet

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Magnet

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Magnet

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Magnet

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You'll Never Catch Me Alive Magnet

Description: Death screen in video games. Can also be worn to a party and when you walk up to people and they look at your shirt, let them know they are dead and steal their drink.

Tags: biohazard, bloodborne, game over, game over man, gaming

You'll Never Catch Me Alive Magnet

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Free Luigi Magnet

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione

Free Luigi Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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Game Over Magnet

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Tags: drunk, five stars, game over, gamer, gaming

Game Over Magnet

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I'm kind of a big deal Magnet

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Tags: attractive, crime, criminal, five stars, game over

I'm kind of a big deal Magnet

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Magnet

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Magnet

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Magnet

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Magnet

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Magnet

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
Billionaires for Brunch Magnet

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich

Billionaires for Brunch Magnet

$6.25 $8.25

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