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Executive Sea Monkey World Pin

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp

Executive Sea Monkey World Pin

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Pin

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Pin

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Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Pin

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor

Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Pin

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Pin

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Pin

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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Pin

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad

Anti-Human Pro-Cat Pin

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Undeportable Pin

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists

Undeportable Pin

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Undiagnosed Pin

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance

Undiagnosed Pin

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Fathers of Communism Pin

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin

Fathers of Communism Pin

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924 Gilman Street Pin

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine

924 Gilman Street Pin

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Contains: Microplastics Pin

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor

Contains: Microplastics Pin

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Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Pin

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Pin

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Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Pin

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes

Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Pin

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Overstimulated Pin

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness

Overstimulated Pin

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Zoinks! Pin

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies

Zoinks! Pin

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Manson Girls Motto Pin

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Tags: 420, cult, food, helter skelter, manson family

Manson Girls Motto Pin

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I do this for fun Pin

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job

I do this for fun Pin

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This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Pin

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings

This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Pin

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If you write me up I'll quit Pin

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks

If you write me up I'll quit Pin

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Pin

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Pin

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Pin

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Pin

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If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Pin

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting

If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Pin

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Stop yelling at me Pin

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop

Stop yelling at me Pin

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don't yell at me Pin

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers

don't yell at me Pin

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Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Pin

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Pin

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Pin

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance

Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Pin

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You'll Never Catch Me Alive Pin

Description: Death screen in video games. Can also be worn to a party and when you walk up to people and they look at your shirt, let them know they are dead and steal their drink.

Tags: biohazard, bloodborne, game over, game over man, gaming

You'll Never Catch Me Alive Pin

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Free Luigi Pin

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione

Free Luigi Pin

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Game Over Pin

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Tags: drunk, five stars, game over, gamer, gaming

Game Over Pin

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I'm kind of a big deal Pin

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Tags: attractive, crime, criminal, five stars, game over

I'm kind of a big deal Pin

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Pin

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Pin

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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Pin

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Tags: dad, dad joke, dad life, fathers day, gift for dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad Pin

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Pin

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Pin

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
Billionaires for Brunch Pin

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich

Billionaires for Brunch Pin

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Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Pin

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism

Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Pin

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