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You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA T-Shirt

$20.75
  • You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA T-Shirt by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA by SucculentShirts
You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA T-Shirt by SucculentShirts You Wouldn't Steal PBR PSA by SucculentShirts

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On August 28th 2026, in California, someone stole 40,000 pounds (1,400 cases or over 50,000 cans) of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

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