Shorts

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Description: The iconic shopping bag design but very very very very gay ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Description: Hot -n- juicy

Description: Classic retro camera - exploded parts list view.

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Description: Brother Leader - King of Kings of Africa - Revolutionary - Muammar Gaddafi

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Description: Dropping in on the DMZ

Description: Steven Seagal is part of the family now.

Description: Crisp Orange Head Unit

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Description: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick! The old dick twist!

Description: High quality wooden stakes since the 1990s- great protection against assholes!

Description: A subtle (or maybe maybe not so subtle) show of resistance. We believe Sascha. Lock them all up. Raise your stakes. Your wooden stakes.

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Description: Capitalism Survivor Awareness ribbon

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...