Tank Tops

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Description: There's enough if we share (& eat every last billionaire).

Description: Billionaires for brunch

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Dare Parody

Description: Dare Parody

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Description: ADHD

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Description: Pocket Cryptid peeking out! Cute little Nessie aka the Loch Ness Monster

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Description: Kinda sorta almost, but not really all that, but maybe a tiny bit gay. But whatever.

Description: very very very very gay

Description: Arizona Pride

Description: I'll be there for you, with my happy little trees, I'll be there for you, Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! I'll be there for you, Hiding in your apartment, Haunting your nightmares. You should not have eaten MY SANDWICH, And then throw the other half away.

Description: Parody vintage band shirt

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Description: The More You Know Parody. Don't Talk To Cops. Talking to police can only help you incriminate yourself.

Description: Embrace the cringe!