Tapestries

Description: Crab Rangoon parody of Platoon. It says this in small text on the crab - "When I die, cook me upside down so the world can eat my ass."

Description: Artax and the Swamp of Sadness

Description: We don't even care whether or not we care. We're allergic to you. Morla The Ancient One. Swamp of Sadness. Atreyu. Neverending Story Tribute.

Description: I shall hire etsy witches to curse thee.

Description: No Gods No Masters Cat and Skulls - Distressed.

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Description: Billionaires for brunch

Description: There's enough if we share (& eat every last billionaire).

Description: Charles Dozsa getting arrested while eating a succulent chinese meal.

Description: The Florida Keys Sea Turtle Rehab Center reminds you to please recycle your plastic straws.

Description: Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Club at Sunset

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Description: "Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" - Brenda Scary Movie 2

Description: Paziggy Pazuzu

Description: Captain Howdy/Pazuzu Exorcist 3, Ash from ED2, & Blanche from House '77 family photo.

Description: Repo Man Skull Mohawk Map Tribute - "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Description: Tribute to Pinhead

Description: Part of horror classics tribute series

Description: Phantasm tribute

Description: Baja Be Thy Blast

Description: Badass American (not bald) Eagle with Turkish Hair Plugs

Description: A shirt for hot girls who also have ibs.

Description: Quaaludes and Countach

Description: The Luigi Signal

Description: Malicious Compliance

Description: What if Say Anything was a video game?

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Description: Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood Tribute - Loc Dog asking Do We Have a Problem?

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Description: fisk is fih in swedish.

Description: Pond Scum