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Free Luigi Tote

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione
Malicious Compliance Gremlin Tote

Description: Malicious Compliance

Tags: 80s, gremlins, job, office humor, profession
8-Bit Dobler - Say Anything Video Game Tote

Description: What if Say Anything was a video game?

Tags: 8bit, boombox, gaming, john cusack, lloyd dobler
Werner Herzog Gets Shot During Interview With a Bear Tote

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Tags: bear, existentialism, herzog, nihilism, nihilist
Bjork - You shouldn't let poets lie to you Tote

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Tags: interview, musician, philosophy, poet, quote
Do We Have A Problem? Tote

Description: Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood Tribute - Loc Dog asking Do We Have a Problem?

Tags: 90s movies, cinema, comedy, drinking, in the hood
Pretty Boy Floyd Debt Relief Program Tote

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Tags: 1930s, bank robber, floyd, great depression, hero
Fih in Swedish Tote

Description: fisk is fih in swedish.

Tags: artwork design, candy, drawing, fih, fih calling
Pond Scum Frog Tote

Description: Pond Scum

Tags: amphibian, animal, cute, frogs, pond
Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes Tribute Tote

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Say Pizza To Drugs Say No To Yes Tote

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Vintage Akira Tribute Tote

Description: Retro Vintage tribute to a classic design. Akira anime.

Tags: anime, cyberpunk, helmet, japan, japanese
Hamlin's Wizard Oil 1800s Medicine Label Tote

Description: Old West medicine label.

Tags: 1800s, american, americana, cowboy, ghosts in your blood
Pay it Forward: 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies Tote

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Tags: 55, 55 burgers, 680 dollars, be kind, fast food
Boobies Casio Calculator 5318008 Tote

Description: Peak mathematic sophistication on a Casio calculator. You know you did it too.

Tags: 5318008, 58008, accountant funny, accounting, calculator funny
Billionaires for Brunch Tote

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich
Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Tote

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism
Aqua Tofana School for Girls Tote

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle
ADHD Med Shortage Vyvanse Tote

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Tags: adhd awareness, adhd awareness month, awareness, disability, medicated
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with skulls, barbed wire, & broken hearts Tote

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with hearts skulls & barbed wire Tote

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Billionaires For Brunch Tote

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Billionaires for Brunch Tote

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Have a nice gay Tote

Description: Kinda sorta almost, but not really all that, but maybe a tiny bit gay. But whatever.

Tags: bi, bicurious, curious, gay, gay pride
Thank you, have a nice gay! Pride Tote

Description: The iconic shopping bag design but very very very very gay ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Tags: bisexual, gay love, gay pride, homosexual, lesbian
Hot n Juicy Tote

Description: Hot -n- juicy

Tags: 70s, 80s, 80s aesthetic, 80s fashion, 80s kid
Trust me i'm a commie Tote

Description: Trust me i'm a commie in vintage 80s retro style.

Tags: 80s, communism, communist, nostalgia, retro
Eat The Rich Tote

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Tags: communism, hip hop, music, rap, revolution
ADHD Tote

Description: ADHD

Tags: acdc, actually autistic, autistic, neurodiversity, rock
Exploded Vintage Camera Diagram Tote

Description: Classic retro camera - exploded parts list view.

Tags: analog, camera, film camera, film photography, photo
3D Glitch Turntable Tote

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Tags: 3d, 3d effect, dj, glitch, lp
Turntable Patent Tribute Tote

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Tote

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Tote

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Headphones Tote

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Tags: cassette, dj, edm, exploded, manual
Bears is Bones Tote

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Tags: bears, bones, candy, haribo, skeleton

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