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Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Description: When they turn their head upside down to read your shirt, you don't even have to call them an idiot because the shirt does the work for you.

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Description: As Per My Last Email

Description: You can't fire me!

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Description: stop yelling at me

Description: don't yell at me

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Description: Death screen in video games. Can also be worn to a party and when you walk up to people and they look at your shirt, let them know they are dead and steal their drink.

Description: Free Luigi

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Description: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Description: I bought this tshirt and all i got was this lousy tshirt

Description: I bought this tshirt and all i got was this lousy tshirt