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Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Description: "Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" - Brenda Scary Movie 2

Description: Paziggy Pazuzu

Description: Captain Howdy/Pazuzu Exorcist 3, Ash from ED2, & Blanche from House '77 family photo.

Description: Repo Man Skull Mohawk Map Tribute - "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Description: Tribute to Pinhead

Description: Part of horror classics tribute series

Description: Phantasm tribute

Description: Baja Be Thy Blast

Description: Badass American (not bald) Eagle with Turkish Hair Plugs

Description: A shirt for hot girls who also have ibs.

Description: Quaaludes and Countach

Description: The Luigi Signal

Description: Free Luigi

Description: Malicious Compliance

Description: What if Say Anything was a video game?

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Description: Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood Tribute - Loc Dog asking Do We Have a Problem?

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Description: fisk is fih in swedish.

Description: Pond Scum

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Description: Retro Vintage tribute to a classic design. Akira anime.

Description: Old West medicine label.

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Description: Peak mathematic sophistication on a Casio calculator. You know you did it too.

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.