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Description: Wtf Apocalypse 26 in the style of a classic Mtv Spring Break shirt.

Description: Wtf Apocalypse 26 in the style of a classic Mtv Spring Break shirt.

Description: Crab Rangoon parody of Platoon. It says this in small text on the crab - "When I die, cook me upside down so the world can eat my ass."

Description: Adorable shrimp affirming that you’re prawn the right track and are Shrimply living your best life 🥰🦐

Description: Artax and the Swamp of Sadness

Description: We don't even care whether or not we care. We're allergic to you. Morla The Ancient One. Swamp of Sadness. Atreyu. Neverending Story Tribute.

Description: I shall hire etsy witches to curse thee.

Description: No Gods No Masters Cat and Skulls - Distressed.

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Just an opossum

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Description: Billionaires for brunch

Description: There's enough if we share (& eat every last billionaire).

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Description: Charles Dozsa getting arrested while eating a succulent chinese meal.

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Description: The Florida Keys Sea Turtle Rehab Center reminds you to please recycle your plastic straws.

Description: Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Club at Sunset

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Description: Pocket Cryptid peeking out! Cute little Nessie aka the Loch Ness Monster

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Description: "Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" - Brenda Scary Movie 2

Description: Paziggy Pazuzu

Description: Captain Howdy/Pazuzu Exorcist 3, Ash from ED2, & Blanche from House '77 family photo.

Description: Repo Man Skull Mohawk Map Tribute - "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Description: Tribute to Pinhead

Description: Part of horror classics tribute series

Description: Phantasm tribute

Description: Baja Be Thy Blast

Description: Badass American (not bald) Eagle with Turkish Hair Plugs

Description: A shirt for hot girls who also have ibs.

Description: Quaaludes and Countach