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Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences and the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Description: This baby gator reminds us how it feels to balance all the demands of adulting. Inspired by a meme I saw in 2015 and has lived rent free in my head ever since

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Description: When the mental load becomes simply too much. This sloth and the official slogan… remind folks they are grown ass adults and can google things themselves.

Description: Peak mathematic sophistication on a Casio calculator. You know you did it too.

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Description: Eldritch yoga pants.

Description: Body by Haribo tells people you eat a lot of gummy bears.

Description: Pretty simple. Instead of Spam, it says Spasm. If it means something to you, then get it.

Description: Crisp Orange Head Unit

Description: This shirt is for lovers.

Description: This shirt is for lovers.

Description: Dropping in on the DMZ

Description: Steven Seagal is part of the family now.

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Description: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick! The old dick twist!

Description: Che Guevara, but it's AOC. It's funny because she's seen by some as being a communist when she's actually a neoliberal.

Description: Sammy looking out the window probably angry at liberals.

Description: We are spanning time

Description: Charles Dozsa being arrested for eating a succulent chinese meal

Description: Dare Parody

Description: AC DC parody

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Description: All Cops Are Bad AC/DC parody

Description: HECK

Description: AC/DC Parody

Description: Heckin Gangster Belly Tattoo

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