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Description: The U.S. Government under Ronald Reagan Was the First Big Crack Pusher. This is an historical fact.

Description: Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité - French Revolution - Guillotine.

Description: Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Club at Sunset

Description: Recreation of the muppet on fire meme.

Description: Phantasm tribute

Description: Tribute to Pinhead

Description: Part of horror classics tribute series

Description: PopeKillerVance.

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Description: Just thinking about your bosoms.

Description: Just thinking about your bosoms.

Description: A shirt for hot girls who also have ibs.

Description: Quaaludes and Countach

Description: Band merch from their summer tour - the shirts are 45 bucks. why? That's insane!

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Description: This girlie praying mantis is having her boyfriend for dinner… literally ❤️

Description: Adorable shrimp affirming that you’re prawn the right track and are Shrimply living your best life 🥰🦐

Description: 8647 in the style of AC/DC

Description: 8647 in the style of AC/DC

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Description: The Luigi Signal

Description: Charles Dozsa getting arrested while eating a succulent chinese meal.

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Description: Stalin - Cease your Investigations.

Description: Karl Marx wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat that says "ask me about my hat." When they ask you about it, you can tell them about Marxist theory on how much a hat should cost.

Description: Either you know what this is or you don't

Description: drawing of a white puffball cat wearing a wig.

Description: Tribute to Young King Dave out here in amish, smokin' big doinks in amish... big ol' doinks... gang.

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Description: Can 100 Unarmed Men defeat 1 angry Gorilla? It was a bloodbath!

Description: Can 100 Unarmed Men defeat 1 angry Gorilla? It was a bloodbath!

Description: Capitalism Survivor Awareness ribbon

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.